Welcome to Key West, Florida
I came to Key West for the funk. The real Key West is down the narrow alleys, in the quiet neighborhoods, and on a bicycle for a late night ride. When I travel I want to go where the locals go. Food is half the trip. Twenty years ago, that wasn't the case.
Key West has the largest "historic district" in the nation. These are some of my favorite spots.
Don't tell them that I sent you and you will probably get better service.